Thesis!

(22:46:14) DG: Moldova's biggest export - sex slaves
(22:46:42) Eric Turner: I watched quite the depressing documentary on the black sea sex trade a while back
(22:46:58) DG: yeah
(22:47:05) DG: depressing because they're all dumpy
(22:47:08) DG: the slaves
(22:48:36) Eric Turner: one was really depressing, the lady was quite attractive, but her family lived in a shack near cheronobyl, her brother needed treatments just to live past 14, so she went in the sex trade, escaped, but had to return to pay for the procedures. Then the kid died. she still hasnt returned from turkey
(22:48:56) Eric Turner: but hey, once the european union gets in there, the sex trade will go away. or just become unionized.
(22:49:08) DG: or subsidized
(22:51:22) DG: with universal sex slave rights across the EU
(22:51:34) DG: and free travel within its borders with no duties
(22:51:39) Eric Turner: american kashmir's views on the european union- new world order, or desperate attempt to keep europe relevant
(22:51:58) DG: Yes.
(22:52:37) Eric Turner: and turkish admission to the EU?
(22:52:57) DG: Turkey reminds me of this
(22:53:13) DG: Ever notice a Goth kid in high school suddenly wake up and realize his crew is a bunch of losers?
(22:53:24) DG: And he wants to hang out with the indie kids?
(22:54:02) Eric Turner: yes. my friend dated a girl like this. I hated this bitch and made her leave our group. I am france.
(22:54:14) DG: And she was Turkey
(22:55:15) DG: and was there anyone from the outside saying NO DONT LET HER IN
(22:55:55) DG: they would be Ghaddafi.Qaddafi/Wammalammadingdong
(22:55:57) Eric Turner: well, she had things our group was lacking in, that is, an easy lay. But I saw her for what she was. A crazy psychotic manbitch
(22:56:52) Eric Turner: poor libya. Libya is the goth kid even the goth kids dont like. All they had going for them was a WMD program and they sold out to the preps.
(22:57:08) DG: Libya is Alice Cooper Goth
(22:57:27) DG: Classic in its own way, but so outdated
(22:58:25) Eric Turner: italy is the talented yet troubled kid who would be at the top of his class had he any stablity
(22:58:54) DG: perhaps schizo?
(22:59:09) DG: different voices taking over every few minutes......no stability.......
(22:59:52) Eric Turner: at times he thinks he is popular with everybody, but then he compares himself to jesus.
(23:00:57) DG: and he has some chronic diseases that, while infintesimal, just wont go away
(23:01:05) DG: (San Marino, etc)
(23:01:30) Eric Turner: belgium is the poser
(23:01:55) DG: No man
(23:02:02) DG: Belgium is the kid who runs EVERYTHING
(23:02:42) Eric Turner: well, no belguim is the kid who knows everybody and hangs out with everybody but has about as much personality as a chair
(23:03:41) DG: and belgium has a locker between france and germany
(23:03:52) DG: and sometimes, germany just runs right over belgium to kill france
(23:04:36) Eric Turner: eh, that hasnt happened since sophmore year. Once belgium decided to make france and germany friends. and give him control over their lives.
(23:04:49) Eric Turner: scandanavia is the emo crowd
(23:05:36) DG: Really? I would say that's Russia.
(23:05:59) DG: Bad poetry, crappy role models, dark and depressing in a not-so-dark-and-depressing sort of way
(23:06:15) DG: Smells bad, totally cosmetic
(23:06:28) Eric Turner: russia is more the kid in the trenchcoat who, while not really evil, just dosent get along with everybody
(23:06:46) Eric Turner: scandanavia are the kids who have good lives and lots of friends but still try to kill themselves anyway.
(23:07:17) DG: ...via tax cuts to their wrists?
(23:07:25) Eric Turner: zing
(23:07:47) Eric Turner: the balkans are the wannabe gang members
(23:09:28) Eric Turner: who wound up fighting each other. And as a result, are years behind their classmates. some are in juvi.
(23:10:23) DG: or fight each other over stealing their brands.
(23:11:05) Eric Turner: who knows what the fuck germany is
(23:11:21) DG: Deiter
(23:11:25) DG: off of Sprockets
(23:11:40) Eric Turner: oy?
(23:11:50) DG: SNL sketch from the early 90s with Myers
(23:12:07) Eric Turner: explain in lackluster detail
(23:13:39) DG: Typical weird GErman stereotype Americans had of Germans during the late 80s pre 90s
(23:14:20) Eric Turner: they are all offspring of macguyver?
(23:14:34) Eric Turner: and <3 techno?
(23:15:13) DG: yesh
(23:16:02) Eric Turner: and the iberian nations? britian?
(23:16:32) DG: Britain is the kid who thinks he's too cool for everyone else, and when you get right down to it, really might be.
(23:17:13) DG: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprockets_%28television%29
(23:19:47) DG: Iberian nations are asleep at the back of the class
(23:20:28) DG: and have been ever since that awesome gridiron dynasty sophomore year. then the rest of the team decided they hated them and some pesky scratchback named Bolivar ran 'em off.
(23:28:45) Eric Turner: switzerland is the teachers pet.
(23:29:32) Eric Turner: and the kid who will do others homework for money/to not get beat up
(23:59:15) DG: you know
(23:59:22) DG: I think I may just copy this into my blog tomorrow
(23:59:42) Eric Turner: why not write a thesis on it